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More French

Postby Eldberg » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:44 am

Somewhere in France, the police stop a car with British license plates, and speak to the man inside because they think the car has been moving a bit erratically. The man is happy and quite obviously "under the influence".
- Have you been drinking, monsieur?
- Yes. I've just come from my daughter's wedding.
- How much have you drunk?
- Oh, half a bottle of champagne and a couple of glasses of Single Malt.
- You must take an alcohol test.
The police hands him an alcometer, he blows, and the result is clearly above the limit. Police:
- Monsieur, do you understand that I now have to put you under arrest?
- Well all right, but since we are asking questions… Are you aware that this is a British car?
- Yes of course!
- …and that my wife is driving. On the other side.
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Re: More French

Postby Eckywan » Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:35 am

J'ai dit!!!!

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