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Postby Larrya » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:49 pm

Batman chases after a villain. As he catches him, he hits him over the head with a vase and shouts 'Tpau!'. 'Dont you mean 'KAPOW' groans the villain. 'No' says Batman. 'I've got china in my hand'!
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Re: Batman

Postby Matatu Man » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:23 am

If Batman's so clever why does he wear his underpants outside his trousers?
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Re: Batman

Postby Eldberg » Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:14 pm

Once upon a time I pratised martial arts. My Japanese aikido teacher, when describing that he was hitting someone, would not use "kapow" or "smack" or any such. He would say "bat!"

I think Batman should take this into consideration.
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Re: Batman

Postby sharpieengade » Fri May 10, 2019 2:10 pm

Character name is not good
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