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So, what's he called?

Postby Susurration » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:38 pm

Mary and Agnes meet walking down the main street of a small town in the North-East of Scotland. Seeing the baby in Agnes's pushchair, Mary asks, "Oh, he's gorgeous, what's his name?" Agnes replies, "Nathan". Mary says, "Oh Agnes, you'll have to call him somethin'!"


Dentist settles his patient into the chair. "Comfy?" he says. "Govan" she answers.


Jock goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a day on the piste, he ... well, you get the idea. So, sitting in the bar after a few he sees a stuffed animal head with a great rack of antlers on the wall and asks the barman, "What's that?". Barman replies, "It's a moose." Jock says, "F$%* me, how big are the cats?"
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Re: So, what's he called?

Postby Peter Dowling » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:44 pm

Its the way I tell'em! (1)
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Re: So, what's he called?

Postby kingofthecut » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:25 pm

Pleased I read those alone and not in public as I may have attracted strange looks!
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