Thirty guys walk into a pub...

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Thirty guys walk into a pub...

Postby Spaghetti Soup » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:55 pm

Stop me if you've heard it, etc, etc...


An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Brazilian, a Canadian, an Argentinian, a Korean and a Swiss man walked into a pub.

The bouncer says “Sorry.. I can’t let you in without a Thai”.
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Re: Thirty guys walk into a pub...

Postby Peter Moir » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:28 pm

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Re: Thirty guys walk into a pub...

Postby Spaghetti Soup » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:09 pm

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Re: Thirty guys walk into a pub...

Postby allan0406 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:29 am

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Re: Thirty guys walk into a pub...

Postby lodgerjames » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:49 am

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Re: Thirty guys walk into a pub...

Postby Megamenza » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:47 am

allan0406 wrote:A fine example of an integrated community


But integration is no excuse for sloppiness!
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Re: Thirty guys walk into a pub...

Postby Trouillogan » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:28 pm

Masonry Universal? Perhaps not!
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