Lodgeroom UK

My daughter is 3 years old and makes some fun comments.

Mommy: – No I can't read to you now, I have to go poo.
Daughter: – Good luck!

In car, approaching a town, daughter cries out "Many houses! Many houses!"
... brief pause, then:
"TWO!"

In church:
Priest: –The body of Christ.
Daughter: –Thank you very much.

Åke

My litle girl is also three years old

The other day she ran past her mother and said

"Move Mum"

When stopped and asked to repeat what she had said

she replied "I said excluse me mommy, can you move out of the way?"

My friends wife was walking, with their daughter, into a supper market a few years ago (she was probably 2 years old at the time).

As they walked past the black security guard Kristen said "look mummy, a MONKEY", I think her mother wanted the ground to open up!!!

Last sat our lodge celebrated our 50th anniversary and prior to the rededication ceremony provincial had asked us to do the 2nd degree. Having only been raised in nov and installed as a junior deacon in December this was my first big ritual in front of a large number of brethren and the nerves were kicking in and I had a fair but bit to remember and was practicing a lot in the house as you do ,

On the morning of the ceremony I was in the bathroom as usual looking in the mirror reciting my parts and heard some noise outside it was my daughter Eilidh aged 4 speaking to her older sister with concern in her little voice , telling her big sister "I think dad needs to go see the doctor and when her sister asked why , she said "cause he is always in the toilet speaking to somebody called the master,"

Daughter saw a big lorry which was transporting a tractor.

"Look! It has caught the tractor!

Then after a pause: "Poor tractor."

Åke

MY son is 2 almost three - the other day I was about to start the bath/bed routine

Me - I'm going to run your bath now
Son - NO! You jolly well can't.
Me - Why not
Son - Because it is far too flumpy and you musn't

Sigh......I personally blame Thomas the Tank Engine - those trains are seriously rude!

Not being British, I had to look up the word "flumpy" and got this explanation:

"The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl."

I suppose this was not what your son meant.

Eldberg wrote:Not being British, I had to look up the word "flumpy" and got this explanation:

"The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl."

I suppose this was not what your son meant.

- definitely need to use a different dictionary Brother!

I guess its a bit of a nonsense word, approximate meaning would be something that is both lumpy and floppy....not going to draw any comparisons with the meaning you found!!

Daughter sees a big American cabriolet with the roof down.

"Look! They forgot to put the lid on."

Daughter sits down on hot car seat.

”Ouch, it fries!”

My wife left the house recently to go visit her father in hospital. as the door closed behind her my four year old son looked at me and said, 'Daddy, they won't like mammy in the hospital. She forgot to put her make-up on'.

We have a convertible - my son doesn't like it when I drop the roof tho - 'Daddy, you broke Mummy's car'

Last night.

Mother: Tomorrow we are going to get you father breakfast in bed.

Daughter: Becaus it's his birthday?

Mother: Yes, that's it.

Daughter: Can we bring in the Christmas tree?

Mother: Are you cute?

Daughter: Yes.

Mother: Who said so?

Daughter: I did!

Boy is now 4 and the level of conversation & wordplay has gone stratospheric

My current favourite tho is

"Daddy, I am 100+ cross with you"

The one I always remember was my son coming into our room at night saying he had "fizzy legs", turned out to be pins and needles.

The other night on the way to the bedroom

"Daddy, I'm happy you're not dead"

Coming home from school, daughter announced: "Today the whole class went to the blubblery."

Took a few seconds for dad to decipher into "library".

Åke

Two year old granddaughter on toilet seat
saw me passing by open door and said
Grandad sometimes its difficult to get your poo out !!


wait till shes 16 and I tell her / friends

Must say I'm missing some of the lines he used to come out with
These days it's all about superheroes & baddies