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Dad can I have a Tele

Postby Peter Dowling » Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:15 pm

Little Johnny keeps asking his Dad for a television in his bedroom, to which his Dad keeps saying "No you're only seven years old". After all the nagging, he finally agrees and says, OK".

Several nights later Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's Love Juice?"

Dad is horrified, and after looking at Mum who's also gob smacked, proceeds to give his son the whole works on the facts of life.
Johnny now sits on sofa with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad asks, "So, what is it you've been watching then Son?"

Johnny replies: "Wimbledon."
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Re: Dad can I have a Tele

Postby tashksharma » Sat Apr 08, 2017 12:17 pm

nice joke,
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