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take away

Postby Peter Dowling » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:37 pm

Went to my local fast food joint for a take away yesterday. Placed order and paid.
Girl came back with food and said sorry for the wait.
I said dont worry about it love, your not that fat!
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Re: take away

Postby gcoudert » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:01 pm

True story: the Chinese take-away in Tring (Herts), where we lived 20 years ago, had a sign on the door that said "No dogs". They eventually added the word 'please' by hand!
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