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Light in the garden

PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 2:30 pm
by Luci
Three men in a garden. One's a doctor, one's a cowboy, and one's gentleman, also known as Buck, Poncho and Prince. One by one they come across this building and it's been a long day. Buck goes in and walks up to a counter and asks the lady there for a drink. Poncho walks in and asks the lady for a drink. The Prince walks in and asks the same. She looks at them, looks around the room, reaches down under the counter and pulls out three glasses and a bucket. She proceeds to pour them all a glass of milk and states," It says barn not bar."

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:29 am
by Richard George
I'm sorry, but that's so far over my head - I've got NO idea what that's about ...
I've obviously completely missed the point/joke. Or is it a cultural joke?

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:30 am
by Luci
It's a Dracula joke. Personal sense of humor. Luci is supposed to be the sacrifice in the garden and pretty much says hold on just a minute. Might make more sense if you consider what Elyon Adoni Or VeChanun means compared to Elyon VeChanun Adoni Or. One is the King of Babylon. Elyon Adoni Or VeChanun is not even Babylonian, It's Greek/Hebrew/English for Leucothea, which is actually traditional Aegyptian as opposed to Syrian Greek. Light in the garden, IEVE for she who rises, which was actually created from Adams ribs or the first of 13 mercies of God, Adoni (psalm 2 specifically). Does that help ? My real name is Anno Lucis only in English.

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:59 am
by Richard George
Riigghhhtt.

I'll pass.

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 8:00 am
by MrBenn
If it takes more words to explain the joke than the joke itself contains, then I'm afraid, it's failed

Sorry, Luci!

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:11 pm
by middlepillar
I've heard a lot worse jokes!

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:21 pm
by Luci
Can't be worse than my kiddo's favorite Epimethic joke.

Why did the turtle cross the road ?

To get to the shell station.

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:50 pm
by Luci
"If it takes more words to explain the joke than the joke itself contains, then I'm afraid, it's failed

Sorry, Luci!"

That's OK. I got a speeding ticket for going 22 mph over the speed limit which was actually 32 in a 60 / 70 mph area yesterday. I can own that.

Luci

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:26 am
by MrBenn
Sounds like faulty equipemtn (the police - not yours....)

I like the turtle joke - I can understand that one!

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:33 am
by Richard George
Me too.

(although there are no 60/70 areas; they're either one or the other, or variable speed limit areas - where the current speed is always shown .. if you were actually doing 32 over, he was being kind as 30+ over is automatic licence loss ..)

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:52 am
by Lazza21
I don't understand the explanation (20) and the joke? doesn't make any sense unless you heard it whilst (7)
and only remembered the punch line. I know lots of jokes like that. (29)

Re: Light in the garden

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:57 am
by Richard George
Never mind