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Trip to the Zoo

Postby Matt Hurley » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:35 pm

I went to the Zoo the other day, out of all the enclosures, they only had one dog there....

It was a Shih Tzu ;-)
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Re: Trip to the Zoo

Postby Dalkeith » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:44 pm

I had to think about that one . Very good once the penny dropped


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Re: Trip to the Zoo

Postby Richard George » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:48 pm

I'll freely admit that I read this OP at about 0700 this morning and the brain wasn't awake - and therefore didn't get it at all. Reading it again at 1648 and I get it immediately .. very good!
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Re: Trip to the Zoo

Postby kingofthecut » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:53 pm

Took me a while, doh!
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Re: Trip to the Zoo

Postby Eldberg » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:36 pm

Joke from an American film: The crossed a bulldogg with a Shih-tsu and got a …
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