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So, what's he called?

Postby Susurration » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:38 pm

Mary and Agnes meet walking down the main street of a small town in the North-East of Scotland. Seeing the baby in Agnes's pushchair, Mary asks, "Oh, he's gorgeous, what's his name?" Agnes replies, "Nathan". Mary says, "Oh Agnes, you'll have to call him somethin'!"

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Dentist settles his patient into the chair. "Comfy?" he says. "Govan" she answers.

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Jock goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a day on the piste, he ... well, you get the idea. So, sitting in the bar after a few he sees a stuffed animal head with a great rack of antlers on the wall and asks the barman, "What's that?". Barman replies, "It's a moose." Jock says, "F$%* me, how big are the cats?"
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Re: So, what's he called?

Postby Peter Dowling » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:44 pm

Its the way I tell'em! (1)
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Re: So, what's he called?

Postby kingofthecut » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:25 pm

Pleased I read those alone and not in public as I may have attracted strange looks!
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