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Patience

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:10 pm
by Eldberg
A crow walked into a bar and asked:
– Have you got bread?
– No, said the bartender.
– Have you got bread? asked the crow again
– No! said the bartender.
The crow repeated: – Have you got bread?
– Are you deaf? said the bartender. I told you, no, we don’t have bread.
The crow was not discouraged. – Have you got bread?
– Look, if you don’t shut up about the bread, I’ll nail your beak to the desk.
– Have you got nails?
– No!
– Have you got bread?